Alltheist 

A person who tries to claim ties to every religion out of fear of picking the "wrong" one. This in turn forms a paradox because some religions, such as Hinduism and Judiasm contradict each other as the former is polytheistic and the latter explicitly states that there is only one God.

A typical Alltheist may believe in Jesus, Hindu gods, and even the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Guy: I don't want to go to hell, so I'll just become an Alltheist
Girlfriend: Why am I even going out with you?

Alltheist by HockeyUSA72 October 24, 2007

Alltheism 

The recognition of every individuals' corporal apparatus that allows each to believe whatever they want. It classifies religion into tools for specific uses and divides them into categories with comparison and correlation of similar elements and uses. It places the person above all belief and shuns the use of a single tool(Religion) over another, in respect for the multitude of tools available, and their specific uses.

If Christianity/Islam/Zoroastrianism/Etc. are ways to contact higher intelligence, then Alltheism is the container that houses every belief.

When thinking of Religion each have a specific time frame they are active. If God is an infinite being then the element of "Time" becomes equal for all Religions. The narrative presented in each religion then must satisfy all people in all times, Past, Present, and Future. Alltheism recognizes the equality of time and presents all religion with equivalence and equanimity.

Christian: I believe Jesus is the only way to heaven.
Alltheist: So do I.
Muslim: I believe in Allah.
Alltheist: So do I.
Christian/Muslim: This is impossible. You can't believe in both at the same time.
Alltheist: I can because I believe in you first, then your beliefs. If you can present a coherent argument as to why you believe in what you believe then I believe the same because Alltheism is the belief in your body's apparatus to determine what you believe. If your apparatus is working, with no faults, then belief in the person/apparatus is paramount.

Alltheism by gsusgod January 17, 2015

autotheism 

The worship or deification of yourself.
theism

I worship myself as a god therefore i am an autotheist

autotheism by Sammael January 6, 2005

Alcotheist

Someone who is far too drunk to have a religion.

Dan: So. How about that god, eh?
Rusty: Don't talk to me about god. I'm an Alcotheist.
Dan: What's an Alcotheist then?
Rusty: *pisses self and passes out in pool of vomit*
Dan: I feel enlightened!

Alcotheist by Unstableiser May 23, 2009

Alltheist 

The belief in all religious gospels and unlike previously stated Hinduism doesn't contradict judaism. (Hindus believe that each god is just a different incarnation of the creator.) Alltheism is just a way to respect everybodies beliefs and believe whatever you want to believe.

Andrew: Man I just can't find the right religion!

Mark: Have, you heard of Jehovah!

Andrew: Fuck it, Im gonna be an Alltheist!

Alltheist by Sandman Chewer April 17, 2014

Alltheist 

A believer that accepts within all peoples there is inherently an apparatus to contact higher intelligence, and through experience and sentient life, everyone develops their own unique language to communicate with that intelligence.

Being an Alltheist isn't a matter of indecision but a very definite decision to recognize a person over a specific belief they hold.

I believe in my ability to decide what I believe, I believe in yours, I believe in everyones'; I am an Alltheist.

Alltheist by gsusgod January 17, 2015

Alltheism 

The belief in all Gods and principles of religions, so that one is guaranteed salvation. It one beliefs and upholds all the principle, of every religion (although often contradicting), said person, I always right, and likely to conquer all argument.

Gods include... Buddha, Allah, Jesus, Muhammad, Vishnu, Krishna, Oprah... etc.

Jew- "Jesus is not the messiah!"

Catholic- "Why yes he is, my curly headed friend."

Hundi- "Wrong, so wrong!"

Alltheist- "It doesn't matter! If you're an alltheist... you're ALWAYS RIGHT! With alltheism, don't worry... heaven is the place for you, other wise, you have hell to look forward too!"

Alltheism by iAMgodTHEREFOREright April 18, 2010