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Alligator Fuckhouse 

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!
Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."
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aligator fuckhouse 

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and then you bite her neck. You then spin violently trying to keep your penis in her and maintaining the bite. If you ever watch and aligator eat it bites and spins to rip the meat.
She had repect so I did an Aligator FuckHouse so she knew who was boss

Alligator Fuckhouse 

latin: Conglomero crocodylus

A sexual act with an exciting end for either participant. At the point of mutual climax, one partner bites down on the corner of the other's neck, near the shoulder, and initiates a "death roll"--similar to the efficient hunting technique of an alligator or crocodile, in which the reptile breaks its victim's bones and flesh through vigorous, sensual rotations.
Nethin' prepares me for the great thrill of an Alligator Fuckhouse after an hour of love-making. Daisy is a big girl, 6'1" and heavy as a truck, so when she starts rolling me, I know that our climax is going to be anything but dull. The bleeding usually stops within an hour, and the occasional broken rib is just a small price to pay.

alligator fuckhouse 

A term used for when I bite the neck of my lover and open their legs like a mighty crocodile then go into a deathroll while having sexual intercourse with him.
I gave Rex a good Alligator Fuckhouse last night after mom went to work.
alligator fuckhouse by M.. Rehmeyer February 13, 2008

Alligator Fuckhouse 

I like alligator fuckhouses

aligator fuckhouse 

An orgy in a jecuzzi.
Oh, man. Last night Linda, Mark, Jen, Lisa and I pulled an aligator fuckhouse!
aligator fuckhouse by Galindo September 17, 2007

alligator fuckhouse 

The state of having completed the following tasks successfully:
1) For your birthday, you demand of your girlfriend that she make for you all the foods that she hates, but you love, and she complies.
2) You bring overself to climax in front of her, and thus ejaculate on all the food.
3) You demand that she consumes all the food.
3a) If she is unable to eat all of the food in one sitting, she must save it in Tupperware(tm) and it eat it later.

note: if your girlfriend consumes the entire meal, you are required by law to ask her to marry you.
Man #1: It was a total alligator fuckhouse
man #2: I'll be damned.... when is the wedding?
alligator fuckhouse by selekta January 1, 2006