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The opposite of FTW (For the Win)
An acronym for "For the Loss"

You say it when your team is about to lose, because you got paired with grab-asses.
"People who think FTL means "For the Lose" are taking english tests FTL"
by selekta October 12, 2005
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The state of having completed the following tasks successfully:
1) For your birthday, you demand of your girlfriend that she make for you all the foods that she hates, but you love, and she complies.
2) You bring overself to climax in front of her, and thus ejaculate on all the food.
3) You demand that she consumes all the food.
3a) If she is unable to eat all of the food in one sitting, she must save it in Tupperware(tm) and it eat it later.

note: if your girlfriend consumes the entire meal, you are required by law to ask her to marry you.
Man #1: It was a total alligator fuckhouse
man #2: I'll be damned.... when is the wedding?
by selekta December 29, 2005
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