Woody Allen 

(Verb) to divorce your wife and marry your adopted daughter.

one: Man, can you believe he Woody Allened his wife, and now his daughter is having his grandchild.

two: yo! dats half gay.

Woody Allen by Ken1plus2 April 9, 2017

woody allen 

A extremely talented comedian that married his ex-girlfriend's adopted daughter. Dispite the fact it's not incest, it's still rather creepy.

Woody Allen directed Annie Hall.

woody allen by Andrew Callaway August 2, 2003

woody allen 

A Jewish nerd with an erection

Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.

woody allen by hipsterjew April 7, 2010

Woody Allen Incest 

The creepy act of getting into a relationship with a "step" or distant member of your family, such as a stepchild, second cousin, or "stepcousin". This type of behavior is not illegal, but definitely creepy. Named after Woody Allen, who married his ex girlfriend's adopted child. (Arguably if not definitely his stepchild.)

Mark: Hey I wanna hook up with Sarah, she's my uncle's stepchild, but that doesn't make us biologically family!
Joe: That's Woody Allen Incest! And fucking disgusting. Even though I'd plow her hard.

Woody Allen Incest by NemoHavok June 18, 2009

woody allen 

A bespectacled genius.

Elvis Costello's living doppleganger.

Also favors Any Trouble's lead singer.

Did I mention he's a.....*gulp*......COMEDIAN?

"Woody Allen never told a joke. He told anecdotes."

woody allen by Alison Krueger August 29, 2003

Woody Allen moment

relating something normal to a ridiculous conclusion

Woody Allen moment by Brian Colby November 6, 2003

Woody Allen Trash Bag 

Commonly found in Southern California the "Woody Allen Trash Bag" is a particular breed of hipster girl. Personified by an oversized top, usually neutral in color and often see through, and very tightly fitting pants, they are often known to frequent hipster dance bars in which they refuse to dance. They are also known to wear large framed glasses, regardless of their medical need to do so and commonly feed around taco trucks in the early hours of the morning. Cultural traits include a huddling with other "Woody Allen Trash Bags" to fend off predators and massive desire to discuss their love of the band "Fleet Foxes". Popular migration grounds include but are not limited to, Silverlake, Echo Park and Los Feliz.

It will take too long, look at the line. It is full of Woody Allen Trash Bags

Woody Allen Trash Bag by Hipster Culture July 16, 2011