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Pronunciation: \ˈȯl-āz\

1. (adv.): always

2. (adv.): never

3. (trans. v., 3rd per. indic. pres.): subdues or calms
Allays I been fuckd.
by FunkyMarcus August 17, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To quench, stop, slake, quell.
by Larstait November 15, 2003
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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blond haired, blue eyed, bomshell of babe. Sometimes confused with a rare species of homeless man. Often found waring unusually large hats and glasses... EVEN in the the daytime.
"dude did u see that creepy homeless man in the park today? He was mumbling 'anus' over and over again."

"OH! no, no, no, that wasn't a a homeless man you cheeky monkey!"

"Then what was it???"

"It was an Allay you dip shit!"

"Oh! haha, totally makes sence now."

"look at my sexy facial hair! Oh man hot damn it's everywhere!"

"what the hell does that have to do with anything...bitch."
by Borus August 22, 2008
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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