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Allanis is often used when describing famous singer Alanis Morissette. It may also be the most amazing person whom you are aquanted with and hands down the sexiest person in the room at all times. Allanis tend to be wonderful singers and more on the artistic side. They are tough yet soft as a muffin all at the same time and will constantly make you drool and bed due to their stunning good looks.
What a great voice she has; she must be an Allanis for sure.
Allanis by Pie flavor December 21, 2016
The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s quiet, shy, and absolutely adorable. If you get the chance to be with her you won’t let it go, no matter how long you have to wait
Person 1: Look at that cute girl over there
Person 2: Oh, she must be an Alanis
Alanis by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

Lapookie Allawishes

A ghetto black man from the had that benzo made up
Man that guy is in the ghetto he looks like a Lapookie Allawishes

Alanis Ironic 

A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.
The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.
most beautiful girl in the world nice to every one. all the guys are dumbass for not seeing it the kind of girl you would bring flowers to even if she dont like them has the a perfect body and always has the best thing to say and has a huge heart .
man did you see that girl she so Alanis
Alanis by theguywithoutachance January 11, 2012
Alanis is the hella happy sometimes but then sad other times type of girl.She is really pretty but thinks she is an ugly peace of shit.When she is sad everyone is concerned.She is a tough and brave girl and has gone through a battle with depression in the past but she tries to ignore it so she can be a better version of herself.One little thing fazes and she lets her emotions out when need be.Bottom line she is a badass even though she doesn’t think so.Other than that she has a big sense of humor and is VERY clumsy.She can be annoying but that’s only to make others smile.She gets embarrassed 😖 all the time.Love a Alanis because they are very special.
“Dang Alanis”
“Alanis are you ok?”
“Ya she is a little annoying
“She’s funny sometimes
Alanis by Queen-Dunkin🔥 September 14, 2019