alkemyst 

A male of questionable sexual orientation that likes to mix piss and cum so that he can drink it.

I thought he was just a normal guy that wanted to snowball, but he had me spit his cum into a cup and piss in it afterwards, then he drank it like a fucking alkemyst.

alkemyst by Stacy Cooper August 15, 2004

akemy 

Sunrise or sunset

Akemy

akemy by NataLeah April 20, 2018

Alkemyst 

If anandtech had body parts he would be the asshole.

KISS MY ALKEMYST SHiTWAD!!!

Alkemyst by Joey August 19, 2004

Alkema 

A group of people who are extremely mentally I’ll that have formed a cult that gather once every year.

You hang out with the Alkema’s?
Leave while you can!

Alkema by Locomotives February 11, 2022

alkey

alkey is a vey mean kid who thinks hes the boss but hes not
he thinks he can fight
he loves to smoke
and hes a grimlin that kills

girl 1; alkey is so mean
girl2 ; are u kidding he is so scary

girl 1 ; and his red hair

girl 2 ; yes gurlll he soo fine with that

alkey by itsyogurllaylayyymesswitit March 2, 2022

Alkemyst 

A man that marries a tiny Japanese woman in hopes that she might think his micro-penis is of average size or even larger.

"Yeah, that needle-dicked Alkemyst had to go marry himself an Asian bitch because no girl that's ever seen a normal sized penis could be happy with him."

Alkemyst by Alton Demollo October 9, 2008

Alkey

Alkey is an incredible, amazing person. If you ever meet him, you will immediately understand that it is Alkey. He will amaze you with his intelligence and ingenuity. His jokes will blow you away. there is in the wind has it that he's the new spider-man.

- Just saw Alkey , he's a really cool dude

Alkey by Dioxidine November 21, 2021