Alexander Rybak

A total woodchip.

The winner of Eurovision 2009. Rybak was born in Minsk, (Belarus) May 13, 1986 but moved to Oslo, Norway, when he was 4 years old. He is a singer, actor, violin-player, and a man beloved my millions of fans for his great personality. He became famous by winning Eurovision (the annual European Song Competition) in Moscow with a record of 387 points. His song is called Fairytale. He speaks Norwegian, Russian, and English fluently.

Alexander Rybak, winner of Euorivion 2009.

Alexander Rybak by ILoveALexander March 2, 2010

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Alexander Rybak

The winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2009 with his song "Fairytale." Originally from Belarus, he won for Norway with 387 points, the highest yet in the contest.

"I'm in love with a Fairytale, even though it hurts. And I don't care if I lose my mind, I'm already cursed." -Alexander Rybak

Alexander Rybak by DannyBoy20802 January 12, 2010

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Alexander Rybak

The sexy,cute and talented guy who won eurovision in 2009.
He has also won other prizes before (:
He is also very nice and caring to his fans.

- Hey, did you hear Alexander Rybak's new song,Europe Skies?
- Yes! And he is so hot! :D

Alexander Rybak by i love alexander xD February 10, 2010

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Alexander Rybak

Won Eurovision 2009 with the catchiest song on the planet. It consists of mispronounciation of words such as "do", which is pronounced as "diouuu".

He sings mostly about girls who he is obsessed with, though they usually report him to the Norwegian police in return.

He has a big smile and likes to eat people... especially Australian girls.

"Did you see that really tall guy eating girls last night?!"
"Ohmygosh, I know! He was such an Alexander Rybak".

Alexander Rybak by businessmeeting June 30, 2011

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Alexander Rybak

A Norwegian/belarusian bitch who won eurovision song contest 2009 with the most annoying song ever, "fairytale".
He is hated by most Norwegians.

person 1 : "I'm in love with a fairytaleeeee even though it huuuurts"
person 2 : shut up you fucking cunt, no one likes alexander rybak

Alexander Rybak by agagagagagga March 10, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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