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alperton community school 

A shit school where the mandem always get sent to plc cah sum supply teacher snitched to the head of year. Also dere are bare skets dere as well who open there pussy for all everyone. If ur tryna come alperton for the gyal dem, dont cah most of dem r butters. And our head teacher mr mckenna has some duty breath blud. Always coming right next to u and bare breathing in ur face. Dat ute needs to bake blud
Ewww u man go alperton community school you can tell it's shit cause it has "nitty" in it's name "Alperton commu- nity sch"

Keaton Albertson 

An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.
"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."

"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
Keaton Albertson by mantidae July 6, 2009

Jeff Albertson 

Comic Book Guy's real name. As seen on the Simpsons.
Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met.

Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.
Jeff Albertson by sextoaster February 6, 2005

albertsons 

Lady: "Your store sucks & this bread was supposed to be 3 for a dollar not 2 for a dollar!"
Us: "You're so totally right ma'am. Please wait here while I smash myself in the nuts for you and while we're at it get one of my other employees to go check to see if you're right so we can save you those 33 cents that you oh so need."
albertsons by Steven H. May 31, 2005
VERB intransitive: To lie bold faced and stubbornly to the end about something everyone can see with their own eyes to be untrue, to piss on your leg and tell you it's raining. Named after journalist Craig Anderton for his unwavering insistance that the new Harmony Central forums were working just fine even as 80% of the users left the forums in disgust because they could not log on, load pages, or make the simplest functions work. Title formerly held by Iraqi Propaganda Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf who insisted Iraq was winning even as American troops could be seen storming the Baghdad airport behind him.
Don't ANDERTON me, man! I can see the freakin' thing doesn't work!
Anderton by HCUser May 26, 2010

Aldergrove Highball 

Ingesting 2 illicit drugs at the same time or in rapid succession.

The term is derived from 2 words. One being the small skid town of Aldergrove and the other term "highball" being a drink consisting of 2 ingredients. The exact origin of this term is debated by historians even to this day but it is believed to have originated in the small hamlet of Springfield behind what used to be Safeway
Bro 1: Holy. Chad is fucking mangled right now
Bro 2: Ya man he smoked crack right after eating a bunch of ecstacy
Bro 1: oh he had an Aldergrove highball.