Alchocallic 

A person who routinely gets very drunk, then starts calling everyone in their phone book. This call is usually very late at night or early in the morning, and not remebered by the alchocaller.

Sylvia called all the way to the "P's" in her cell phone contact list before she passed out. I'm afraid she may be an alchocallic.

Alchocallic by mzlizz April 13, 2010

Alchoholic fountain 

When you buttchug a litre of fireball whiskey then procede to have rough anal sex forcing the alchohol to squirt out of the anus, you then drink the squirting whiskey like a drinking fountain.

Me and the boys got a bit rowdy on the weekend and popped a cheaky alchoholic fountain

Alchoholic fountain by Penisinjakeslittlebum June 21, 2021

alchocall 

The call that you receive from a very drunk person, usually to tell you how much they love you, or often, to go fuck yourself. Rarely remembered by the alchocaller the next day.

Rodney's alchocalls to Sylvia after many many beers on bowling night were the only way he could share his true feelings.

alchocall by wkjbear April 13, 2010

alchoholic 

A person, like a any other drug addict, who cannot enjoy life without addictive chemicals.

When your housemate only gets out of bed on weekends to go out drinking and is otherwise a sullen sap. Someone whose happiest moments revolve around alchohol or being drunk.

alchoholic by Jock January 7, 2005

alcotalic

A tall drinker.

He must be an alcotalic because he's 6'8" tall.

alcotalic by rbmmblnd March 21, 2017

Alchoholic 

see: Jesus

yo man you got a problem, you're an alchoholic

Alchoholic by Tristan June 6, 2004

Alchocallic 

A person who is employed to call and call and call customers all day long to get them to be interested in a product or service.

The internet response team is filled with alchocallics.

Alchocallic by Buffnuggle January 24, 2010