A person who routinely gets very drunk, then starts calling everyone in their phone book. This call is usually very late at night or early in the morning, and not remebered by the alchocaller.
Sylvia called all the way to the "P's" in her cell phone contact list before she passed out. I'm afraid she may be an alchocallic.
by mzlizz April 13, 2010
A person who is employed to call and call and call customers all day long to get them to be interested in a product or service.
by Buffnuggle January 24, 2010
The call that you receive from a very drunk person, usually to tell you how much they love you, or often, to go fuck yourself. Rarely remembered by the alchocaller the next day.
Rodney's alchocalls to Sylvia after many many beers on bowling night were the only way he could share his true feelings.
by wkjbear April 13, 2010