the act of totally ruining the grass in a previously pristine lawn
combines the words grass and massacre
"oh crap, I totally committed grassacre on the lawn with that new trimmer"
"JoeRay's penchant for farming yards in his pickup was cut short when he was taken in for questioning related to a recent grassacre incident at Sunny Valley Retirement Village."
A person who routinely gets very drunk, then starts calling everyone in their phone book. This call is usually very late at night or early in the morning, and not remebered by the alchocaller.
Sylvia called all the way to the "P's" in her cell phone contact list before she passed out. I'm afraid she may be an alchocallic.
The garbage disposal is stuck. Go get that hoomahootchie from the junk drawer in the kitchen.
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