ALPCO 

A Little Pee Came Out. Used with LOL, meaning I laughed out loud and a little pee came out.

On Friends, Monica replied "A little pee came out" when asked about a funny experience from the past.

Also referred to as "lizzing" on 30 Rock - laughing + whizzing

Where you still there when JB got the boys punched?

OMG! LOL ALPCO!!!

ALPCO by mgb from CA May 25, 2009

albacore wanking

When you have a wank over Jessica Alba. Albacore porn is considered the hottest type of porn

Dude, yesterday I had some hardcore albacore wanking.

albacore wanking by Ovat February 23, 2008

Albacore 

A catch all term for Scottish punk and hardcore music.
The name comes from the Gaelic name for Scotland- Alba. It was inspired by the earlier 'Eirecore', which is a similar term for Irish punk and hardcore.

The Albacore forum and myspace exist to promote Scottish punk and hardcore networking

Albacore by The Albacore Drone January 3, 2010

She's one fine piece of albacore 

A phrase used by hillbilly tuna fishermen when refering to a passing attractive female.

Damn she's one fine piece of albacore I tell ya'

She's one fine piece of albacore by parsalus September 10, 2011

Albacore 

To have sex while in a hot tub while it is also cold out. The Albacore is a submarine developed in New England for high speed and maneuverability after World War II. If you've ever had sex in a hot tub while it's snowing, you'd know you better have some high speed and maneuverability to get the job done.

Dude, last night after everyone went inside, I gave Brie the Albacore in the Jacuzzi.

I want to albacore her so hard later, we just need to get the rest of these dudes out of the tub!

Albacore by Vic Sokul January 1, 2014

ALBAcore 

An underground music scene of metal bands dedicated to celibrating Jessica Alba

Did you see that ALBAcore band "My Alias?" They were hella fresh.

ALBAcore by Snakeman June 22, 2006

albicore 

a fish that people eat..........out!!!

look at that man going down on that albicore

albicore by jizz August 14, 2003