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During intercourse, the woman bends over and holds on tight. The man runs full speed from across the room and attempts to hit it doggy style, usually resulting in injury for both parties.
"Dude, my dick is killing me from my albino rhino attempt last night"
"Dude, that sucks, how's the girl"
"Critical condition or something"
by Kyle Schneider January 19, 2005
When a you're is getting head, bust in yo slam piece's hair and use your cum to make one spike on the front of her head
Nick: Hey, did you get billy last night
Will: Fuck yeah boii, I pulled an albino rhino and she was pissed as shit
by Thefuckboy June 03, 2013
You strip naked and your partner strip naked. You tell the bitch to bow down. You walk thirty paces back, and then you race for her ass. Right before you get to her, you take a flying leWap and plung your dick deep down her ass. Afterwards, you'll have to help her walking.
I albino rhinoed her so hard she trouble walking for a solid week.
by BendOver January 08, 2015
When one guy cums in another dudes ass, then proceeds to stick his nose in it
John got an albino rhino, and now it looks like he is a lifeguard
by TheFoxyShazzam September 17, 2010
A hefty, excessive in length serpent posessing one red eye, which typically lives in the trousers of a caucasian manbeast, when excited it tends to spew gargantuan amounts of vanilla milkshakes
Dude 1: I've been looking for something to worship
Dude 2: Dude, me too!
Daniel: Well gentlemen feast your eyes as I uncage the beast
Dude 1 & 2: (kneeling) All hail the Albino Rhino!
by D-daddy shizzz (spiderman) November 05, 2010
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