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Alabandwagoner

n- Any person who claims they are a die hard Alabama fan, though the reality is they are only Alabama fans because Bama is currently doing great.
Several of the current generation Alabandwagoners are former Auburn fans who turned their back when Auburn started losing. In the future when Alabama's winning streak ends and they start sucking, most of Alabama's 'fans' will flock to the new best SEC team.
Alabandwagoner- "Roll Tide! Bama just won the BCS bowl against Notre Dame! Crimson tide baby! "

A loyal fan- "Shut the hell up you Alabandwagoner. But thanks for donating all of your Auburn shirts from 2010 to Goodwill. Are you going to do the same with all of your Bama shirts when they start losing?"

Alabandwagoner - "Probably. Err I mean Roll Tide!"
When you decide to make love to people you are related to. IE do the sex with family
"daddy pass the salt" *your boyfriend, your brother, your cousin, your dad, and your grandpa all reach for the salt* that is an alabang
Alabang by Aaaareee March 7, 2019

Alabanian Donkey 

What takes the place of women in Albania.
We don't have girls in Albania, we have Alabanian Donkey.
If you look at our Albanian Donkey we will kill you.
Alabanian Donkey by nik2007au September 7, 2009

alabanana 

where you use a banana as a dildo to fuck your sister
"i fucked my sister with an alabanana"
alabanana by bulliqueen March 23, 2021
A place where you get ice cream and bread.
Vivian had her ice cream and bread at Alabang.
Alabang by VivianlangSakalam May 20, 2021

Alabanging 

"Damn, Jamie Lannister was alabanging his sister"
Alabanging by HowlWolf April 8, 2022