al desko

Do you have crumbs all over your computer keyboard as you read the news, do a bit of shopping or book a holiday on the Internet? Whatever happened to the time when our lunch break was a welcome excuse to leave the office and picnic in the fresh air? There are so many more reasons to eat al desko (while sitting at your desk) rather than al fresco.

I have so much work to do... I'll just eat a sandwich al desko today.

al desko by chrissy90 December 14, 2008

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dining al desko

To eat lunch at your desk.

A: Are you coming to the canteen for lunch?
B: No, I'm afraid I'm dining al desko today.

dining al desko by Ian Chode July 15, 2004

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al desco

Eating lunch at your desk

Lunchtime Food Goes al Desco

al desco by Berit01 April 2, 2009

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aldesko

To consume a meal, often lunch, at one's desk. Commonly used by office workers under pressure.

Q "Hey, want to go out for lunch?
A "Can't, got to finish this memo by 2. Sadly, I'll be dining aldesko".

aldesko by CA77 June 3, 2007

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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