The terrorist group that got its former leader's, Osama bin Laden's, ass killed. Now it still attempts to kill and terrorize anyone who it can find, and is still a legitimate threat. The US Military, along with any other military that wants to join in, must stop Al Qaeda by any means possible, even the absolute killing of all of them.
Kill Al Qaeda!
by vandygoddess August 26, 2012
A trained squad of roaches with one goal: get into people and reproduce until they over power the human and blow up.
by Joe Biden's Stool Sample January 12, 2019
When you piss off a woman and she looks at you like you're a dirty infidel and she wants to kill you.
by vizkiz April 27, 2011
A mythical, scary creature that the GOP will drag out and scare the public with every election year from now on. Very much a real threat, but hyped to rediculousness by fear mongering polititions whose only real fear is that you'll realise they're full of shit and vote for the other guy.
The Al Qaeda boogyman will kill all of us if you don't elect a courageous retardlican to protect us from now on.
by chefspot May 19, 2006
The act of terrorizing your sexual partner by farting in a pillowcase and covering their head with it during sex. If done correctly the subject will dry heave, causing them to convulse.
I gave that bitch an "Al Qaeda Pillowcase"
by Just Twan April 8, 2011
by megenb April 18, 2009
n. The blanket that someone in front of a webcam uses to create a professional environment and hide clutter from the bedroom or office from which they are filming/speaking. Named for the blankets which terrorist organizations sometimes use (or would use if they were smart) in order to release recorded statements without revealing their location.
I feel kind of weird giving my analysis of the State of the Union address with my closet in the background, so I'm gonna set up an al-Qaeda blanket, and I'll look like I'm in that super-professional anti-space where all the car commercials happen.
by GenerationFail March 21, 2011