akoned

getting picked up and thrown from the stage as akon did to that one kid.

damn! Dia frampton akoned me when I saw her at warped! I got a boner!

by Neverblnk November 8, 2007

Akon

Black, but a darker shade.

Abby: Damn, that's black.
Jill: No, that's Akon.

by Modern Day English May 18, 2009

Akon

Akon's name at birth was really...
Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam

Person 1 - Hey whats up, Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam?
Person 2(Akon)- Wow thats long, how about Akon for short?
Person 1 - Naw that name will never be known.
Person 2(Akon) - I'll make it known...

by Harish Bhai August 7, 2007

Akon

Guy who takes down any girl 10 years younger than him and then appologizes like he didnt know

man, you hair about that teacher on the news
that fucker is tryin to pull an akon!

by beautwagon21 September 17, 2008

Akon

A singer or MC who creates an alternative criminal past in order to gain respect from their peers and boost record sales.

Pronounced- 'A-Con'

'Seriously blood! He's never been to jail, he never stole no cars! That rapper is a proper AKON, he's a chief!'

See-
www.thesmokinggun.com

by 200615317MB April 18, 2008

Akon

An untalented half-singer/rapper/clusterfuck that also happens to be a fake and a liar. He made up stories about being a hardened criminal when in fact he is just a former petty rule-breaker not worthy of one week's probation. In light of these new discoveries revealing Akon's huge story as nothing more than bullshit, one can only hope that he gracefully bows out of the "rap" game by becoming an hero.

-"Hey dawg, I used to run a huge auto theft ring, we stole Ferraris from rich crackers and made them cry."
-"Shut up Akon, you're full of shit."

by loaghsj April 18, 2008

Akon

A form Dry humping in which the victim is fumbled around abusively and then tossed over to the side. While the person who gives you the Akon runs

I just pulled an Akon on my sister girlfriend

by The Poppo June 11, 2007