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Shorthand for Alaska-Missouri. This term, usually accompanied by a hashtag, explains the odd relationship between these two arbitrary states. Note the hashtag can be placed in text messages and on Facebook as it is part of the phrase. Haters gonna hate. In addition, this phrase usually follows awkward sentences or awkward partial sentences commonly referred to as "sober drunk texts" or SDT for short. These sentences make no sense without #akmo immediately following.
Okay thank god you clarified that. I was getting worried. I thought I'd have to give you the "I just want to be friends" talk... #Akmo

Officiate that... #Akmo
Akmo by Alaskouri November 28, 2012
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An exquisite cocktail. Made with Fanta, Coke, lettuce, tomato, beer and pepper. Usually served with a piece of red tissue floating in the glass.
"Would you like a drink with that sir?"
"The Akmosh looks rather fulfilling"

"I'd like six pints of Boddingtons, a Newcastle brown and an Akmosh, barman!"
Akmosh by defproc January 22, 2006
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026