Allah-u Akhbar

Means “God Is Great”. It can be used in 2 ways

1: To signify actual thank for god
2: To yell at everyone before exploding a major building

Sc. 1
*Muslim Guy gets a good grade*
Muslim Guy: Allah-u Akhbar, I thank god for giving me that grade

Sc. 2:
Terrorist Muslim Guy: “ALLAH-U AKHBAR!”
*Terrorist Muslim Guy blows up a major building*

Allah-u Akhbar by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022

Allah hu Akhbar 

When Allahs Worshippers think they are helping you out when bombing themselves and killing half the population of iraq while suiciding

At a party - Allah hu Akhbar , Everyone dies a painful death

Allah hu Akhbar by AllahHimselfOnEarth November 28, 2020

akhbari 

A last name given to amazing people. This last name comes from Iran and the people with this last name are very gifted and smart. they normally have brown hair or black hair brown eyes. if you know somebody with this last name you are one of the luckiest people in the world, if you have this last name well i don't know what to say your a god.

Sophia Akhbari the greatest human of all times.

akhbari by june jj November 25, 2020

allah akbark

The guttural sound a muzbot makes just before he presses the 'go' button on his explosive vest.

"Allah akbark, woof woof" went the barking koranimal just prior to blowing up a plane-load of terrified infidels.

allah akbark by glaz November 23, 2007

sophia.akhbari

Sophia Akhbari the best human on earth. She has brown hair brown eyes and is pretty tall. She has two best friends that names start with a K and A. If you know a Sophia Akhbari you are very lucky if I are a Sophia Akhbari you’re a god.

Sophia.Akhbari is da best.

sophia.akhbari by Bailey Sanders December 3, 2020

Akhbarism

A school of twelver shia islam that reject aql (intellectual reasoning) and itijihad

Bro you seen that new sheikh that just moved in? i think he follows Akhbarism!

Akhbarism by xxabululuxx313 May 6, 2026

sophia.akhbari

Sophia Akhbari the best human on earth. She has brown hair brown eyes and is pretty tall. She has two best friends that names start with a K and A. If you know a Sophia Akhbari you are very lucky if I are a Sophia Akhbari you’re a god.

Sophia.Akhbari is da best.

sophia.akhbari by Bailey Sanders December 3, 2020