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zimbabwean airstrike 

A sex act in which a male ejaculates into the air, and the female does her best to catch every drop of semen in her mouth.

A point value is assigned for every drop caught in the woman's mouth. Remember this game involves teamwork, communication, and positivity.
"OH MY GOD, Brad and I played Zimbabwean Airstrike last night and I racked up over 7000 points"
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Precision Airstrike 

An alcoholic drink with 1/3rd Kahlua 1/3rd amaretto 1/3 baileys in a shot glass topped with Bacardi 151 and lit on fire.
Bartender, order me a precision airstrike!

Libyan Airstrike 

Awaking an intimate partner from a deep slumber by defecating on him or her from above.
I waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.

When a Republican wakes an intimate partner from a deep slumber with a golden shower.

I patiently waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.
Libyan Airstrike by Dope Slim April 5, 2015

Airsick Spaceman 

When you wrap a plastic bag around a lover's head, tear a hole in the top, and vomit into it.
John: Boy, I really am bored.
Rob: I'm queasy after all this marker-huffing. Mind if i release my stomach onto you.
John: Only if you give me the airsick spaceman
Airsick Spaceman by bobmek January 24, 2018

asstrickery 

(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.
His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.
asstrickery by asstrickster December 9, 2008
(adj) 1. A feeling of nausea prior to taking off on a plane.

2. Throwing up after drinking a bottle of Night Train.

3. Describing any ailment
"That whore from St. Charles made me airsick."
Airsick by Bennett October 24, 2004

Airstrip 

A: Hey, check out that airstrip.

B: Woah, those are real flat!
Airstrip by Kngkp October 19, 2010