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zimbabwean airstrike 

A sex act in which a male ejaculates into the air, and the female does her best to catch every drop of semen in her mouth.

A point value is assigned for every drop caught in the woman's mouth. Remember this game involves teamwork, communication, and positivity.
"OH MY GOD, Brad and I played Zimbabwean Airstrike last night and I racked up over 7000 points"
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Precision Airstrike 

An alcoholic drink with 1/3rd Kahlua 1/3rd amaretto 1/3 baileys in a shot glass topped with Bacardi 151 and lit on fire.
Bartender, order me a precision airstrike!

Libyan Airstrike 

Awaking an intimate partner from a deep slumber by defecating on him or her from above.
I waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.

When a Republican wakes an intimate partner from a deep slumber with a golden shower.

I patiently waited for her to be fast asleep and then awoke her with a Libyan airstrike.
Libyan Airstrike by Dope Slim April 5, 2015

Airsick Spaceman 

When you wrap a plastic bag around a lover's head, tear a hole in the top, and vomit into it.
John: Boy, I really am bored.
Rob: I'm queasy after all this marker-huffing. Mind if i release my stomach onto you.
John: Only if you give me the airsick spaceman
Airsick Spaceman by bobmek January 24, 2018
(adj) 1. A feeling of nausea prior to taking off on a plane.

2. Throwing up after drinking a bottle of Night Train.

3. Describing any ailment
"That whore from St. Charles made me airsick."
Airsick by Bennett October 24, 2004

Airstrike 

A booty call, esp. as a last-ditch act of desperation after striking out at the bars.
Joe: How'd you make out at Skanky McStrange's last night?
Mike: I got drunk and had no game, so I went home and called in an airstrike.

Jerry: I just called up Jess, she's going to meet me at the bar at 10.
Jim: Damn dude! You called in an airstrike before you fired the first shot.
Airstrike by Chaos2 September 28, 2008

Oklahoma airstrike 

When you have to shit so bad that you don't have time to sit down before you poop, hovering above the toilet like your ready to bomb Hiroshima
Where's the fucking shitter!? This is gonna be an Oklahoma airstrike!