The name of a languagecreated by Ahl & Ehm where you replace vowel sounds in words with 'ahl'.
I heart ahl of Ahl. (I heart all of Ahl)
You tAHLk too mAHLch. (You talk too much)
I love the preciAHLses. (I love the preciouses)
I'm so interestAHLd. (I'm so interested)
Tall dark handsome, with a satanic crazy side. He will eat your guts out if you look at him the right way, after a few drinks be sure not to make eye contact or it’s likely he will start to growl and drool. When the blood rings appear around his lips send him home it’s time for bed.