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A phrase used when something amazing, unbelievable ,or epic happens. While saying this phrase the person saying it will cover his mouth with one hand and do a chopping motion with the other one. It must also be said with a deep voice but at a high volume.(this phrase is ment to be used when saying damn is just not enough)
1) Person 1: DUDE! I was in church the other day and right in the middle of mass the preist started to do the chicken noodle soup!
Person 2: AHHDAMN!!!!!
2) Person 1:Hey how was that magic show yesterday?
Person 2: OMAN! the magician went to do the old rabbit out of the hat trick but when he said the magic words he burst into flames.
Person 1: AHHHDAMN!!!!!
3) Hey man what happened to you?
I just got beat up by my imaginary friend.
AHHDAMN!!!!!
4) 1:Dude I gotta get out of here!
2:Why?
3:I just killed 20 people!
4:How the fuck did you do that!
5:I just hit a clown car!!
6:AHHDAMN!!
5)1:Dude! the weirdest thing happened lasrt night.
2:What?
3:I had a dream I was gonna fight Chuck Norris but when he punched me I woke up and I was missing teeth!
4:AHHDAMN!!
6) Someone took a shit on my desk at work today.
AHHHDAMN!
7)YO man last night i was fucking this girl so hard i broke ma dick!
AHHDAMN!!
Person 2: AHHDAMN!!!!!
2) Person 1:Hey how was that magic show yesterday?
Person 2: OMAN! the magician went to do the old rabbit out of the hat trick but when he said the magic words he burst into flames.
Person 1: AHHHDAMN!!!!!
3) Hey man what happened to you?
I just got beat up by my imaginary friend.
AHHDAMN!!!!!
4) 1:Dude I gotta get out of here!
2:Why?
3:I just killed 20 people!
4:How the fuck did you do that!
5:I just hit a clown car!!
6:AHHDAMN!!
5)1:Dude! the weirdest thing happened lasrt night.
2:What?
3:I had a dream I was gonna fight Chuck Norris but when he punched me I woke up and I was missing teeth!
4:AHHDAMN!!
6) Someone took a shit on my desk at work today.
AHHHDAMN!
7)YO man last night i was fucking this girl so hard i broke ma dick!
AHHDAMN!!
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026