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guitarsexual

Hey this is my new significant other, a Fender Stratocaster
Nice to finally meet your guitars, I didn’t know you were guitarsexual

guitarsehole 

An individual, usually a male, who believes that his skills as a rock guitarist entitle him to behave in questionable ways towards others. His sense of self-importance is turned up to eleven, which makes him a less than ideal long-term dating prospect, dining companion, or roommate. Often an emosogynist in his interactions with women, the guitarsehole fares no better with men as he believes that arguing the merits of tube versus transistor amplifiers makes for engaging party conversation.
1. "I used to live with that guitarsehole. He spent more time on his hair than on washing the dishes, wouldn't shut up about the math rock band he had in high school, and was always trying to figure out why he couldn't find a smart enough woman to date."

guitarsehole by lucky wendy August 17, 2008

me aguitas 

When someone disappoints you or makes you feel sad. Similar to “you bring me down.”
(Me) Hey Jeff come to the party and have fun.
(Jeff) naw, I’m just going to stay home.
(Me) Me aguitas Jeff.
me aguitas by Dospistolas43 January 19, 2020

Aguitaded 

(a-we-ta-ded) Hispanic slang word aguitado formatted into English, meaning sad, bummed out.
Jeff was all aguitaded when he found out his car was stolen.
Aguitaded by TheD's February 5, 2009
1.) Spanish slang for being completely embarassed
2.) Total loss of words; no comeback for being put down
3.) Bitching out on a get together for one bullshit reason or another
4.) Being a bitch and not wanting to do something
Pinche Steve always finds a way to aguitar James...probably because they're secret lovers.
aguitar by Captain Guido May 11, 2006

me aguitas 

When somebody says or does something really stupid and makes the people around them feel ackward, embarrased or irritated; Or a combination of all.
When a ponzu says something like "i like the way you drive my car, i wish you could drive me like that all day everday"and the other person then replies, "ay como me aguitas."
me aguitas by Nariaflakes February 8, 2010