One who chooses doubt or uncertainty as a philosophy of life.
He is an agnostic. He'll never be sure about religion or irreligion.
by one who wants to find morals November 03, 2012

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Someone who's intelligent enough to admit perhaps they cannot hold a certain claim about anything that does not have physically sound evidence. They are not unsure of their beliefs, but rather are abstract thinkers.

The existence of a higher being can neither be proven nor disproved. Perhaps life itself does not exist but is rather a figment of another being's imagination? Does anything even mean anything at all? If you can't figure it out, it's not important enough to care about.

Now go do whatever the heck you want instead of being confined or conformed to beliefs that were made by whoever however long ago and then mass produced and tailored to the media.

If religion never existed, would we even know the difference? Think for yourselves. That's what famous philosophers are, just people who thought for themselves.
Lady: And what religion are you dear?
Me: I'm sixteen and a agnostic atheist. I believe in my own philosophy on life, created as i experience it.
Lady: Oh... that's delightful...(confused look)
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One who subscribes to doubt in regards to deities.
The agnostic concluded that their was no way to tell if God or gods existed, thefore he stopped trying to find out.
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n. One who neither acknowledges nor refutes the existence of God
The Agnostic didn't worry about the afterlife, only that which he was living
by Griffin January 17, 2004

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Agnosticism, contrary to popular definitions, is not a belief. on the belief system you have theism and atheism. Agnosticism is in the knowledge system with gnosticism. Now you can combine these two. Agnosticism means without knowledge, and gnosticism is with knowledge. So you can be an agnostic atheist, an agnostic theist, a gnostic atheist, and a gnostic theist. You can't be just a plain old agnostic.
"I'm an agnostic"
"Agnostic what? agnostic christian, agnostic atheist, agnostic muslim, or what? Please tell."
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It's Greek, and it literally means "without knowledge." (a=without, gnossos=knowledge). An antipathy towards religion and/or the existence of God.
More and more young people in the West are considering themselves agnostic.
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----------------The Biological Hierarchy of Intelligence----------------------------------------------------------------------------
(In reverse order of intelligence)

The Bacterium:
Is minimally conscious of its surroundings and lives to replicate itself.

The Plant:
Is also minimally conscious of its surroundings, although more so than the bacterium, and it acts as a medium by which sunlight is transformed into energy for an ecosystem.

The Theist:
A delusional creature that refuses to study and become aware of its surroundings. It lives with the sole purpose of brainwashing others into accepting its ridiculous beliefs.

The Household Mosquito:
Semi-intelligent creature, the household mosquito is sometimes capable of successfully extracting blood from a host and avoiding being crushed by hands, newspapers and other household items.

The Sub-Saharan Elephant:
An exquisite creature with admirable intelligence. It is capable of seeking out pools of water from miles away.

The Atheist:
Widely considered the second smartest specie on Earth, the atheist battles the evils of religion.

The Agnostic:
Without doubt, the smartest creature on Earth. Agnostics realize that theists, are simply not worth arguing with.
Billy:

Hey prof! Can you explain the Theory of Evolution?

Professor of biology at Stanford University:

Sure Billy! First, there was bacteria. They involved into plants, which evolved into the theists, which involved into household mosquitoes.

Billy:

Oh, but where do atheists, agnostics and Sub-Saharan Elephants come from?

Professor:
They didn't evolve Billy, they were always smart.
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