Today at work, Ben got agnew all over his face, he should of wore his safety goggles.
Alex got sent to the principals office after showing his pet agnew during show and tell.
To agnew, to have agnewed, to be an agnew, epic agnew
Sam: Remember that time me and you were in Mikes car and rolled up on that dude and that underaged girl making love?"
Oli: hahaha, we weren't afraid to hit people in the face
Sam: Rob, you just pulled a total agnew
Spiro Agnew was VP under Nixon until resigning in the wake of a criminal indictment. After Nixon resigned due to Watergate, Agnew naturally became a follow on joke when someone used the word "Nixon" when referring to taking a shit or a bowel movement.
B: "Don't forget to wipe your Agnew".