A private school on the mainline. A very rigorous academic program cuases students potential break downs from time to time. Although its students have been stereotyped as blonde haired and blue eyes, there are many girls there who dont have the affore mentioned features. However, it is a truth that almost every student wears pearl earings and ribbons each day. Also they are known for their high amounts of spirit on such theme days as the christmas assembly, Spirit days, and halloween. All in all Agnes Irwin, affectionately called Irwins by those who attend, is a school in which people pay to break into tears, manically deck out their assigned places in their class colors, and roll out of bed each morning, throw a kilt on and race to school.
"Sometimes Irwins makes me want to run myself into a wall, and other times, I speed in the morning to get there"
by 2006 February 4, 2005
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A Main Line private school full of hott girls. usually rich kids go..brother school is haverford
pshhh that girl goes to agnes irwin. the upper schoolers there are so damn hot.peace out napoleon
by anonymous December 24, 2004
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(verb) To hurl someone over one's shoulder and through a brick wall, and then high-five an old person in celebration.
Man, that guy pisses me off so much, I'm going to go Agnes McPhail him right now.
by Mr. Mercutio May 29, 2009
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Mary-Agnes' are always the sweet girls of the group. Coined to be named just 'Mary'. Mary-Agnes' are always welcoming to newcomers and can not stand to be hated. Beautiful and stunning, Mary-Agnes' will usually act shy at large gatherings, but will then soon liven up any party. Known to strangers as 'innocent'. Mary-Agnes' are usually short, but that adds to their fantastic character. They feel most comfortable in the presence of their closest friends. Loved by everyone. Best friend's with Bianca's.
Girl 1: Who was THAT?!
Girl 2: Probably another Mary-Agnes.
Girl 1: Damn. So jealous.
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girl who takes it twice in one night from two different fellas but thinks its the same lad silly bitch
Shes fit , jays i would, BULL ON AGNES!!
by BigFatPig May 10, 2010
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Definition of an Agnes Irwin girl: Wearing cashmere sweaters, Gucci sunglasses, and Tiffanys galore, these Philadelphian socialits take pride in their top notch prepatory education, the Agnes Irwin School. Arriving in BMWs, Audis, or Land Rovers, these blondes (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) not only know how to calculate daddy's trust fund, but also their 1300> SAT score. Special skills include superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white buttondown shirt, collar up. When not applying to the top universities in the country, these AIS ladies may be spotted at parties with an Ivy League bound hunk, while taking shots of expensive liquor from their families wine cellars. Ultimately defined as one of beauty, wealth, and brains, an AIS girl will carry on the tradition of charming you with her classy styles and grace.
"Sometimes Irwins makes me want to run myself into a wall"
by class of 2005 February 13, 2005
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A reference used between a blow up doll and any kind of thing that can be blown up (by blowing in air).
Somebody is blowing up an inflatable sleeping pad in a tent.

Another person "blow that Big Agnes!"
by Rad123 November 2, 2009
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