food after food 

Making love after meal

I’ll eat food after food

food after food by Gyrath June 3, 2023

after-hours workplace food heists 

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.

I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

after-hours workplace food heists by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

afterwood 

when a male still has a boner after he has ejaculated during sex

Tom: That was GREAT sex Suzie!

Suzie: Then why are you still hard?
Tom: Damn afterwood!

"I had major afterwood last night when Karen and I finished bonin'.."

"We can't go to your parents' yet.. I still have some afterwood."

afterwood by 0verthestars February 5, 2010

afternoodle 

Any afternoon, esp. when lunch consists of a noodle dish (e.g. pho, ramen, leftover spaghetti).

Zach: Do you have time to talk about our load balancer configuration? Nick: Sure thing. I'm eating now, but I'm open all afternoodle.

afternoodle by JiggleCheeks May 1, 2023

aftergood 

the relief after picking your nose and finding a huge loogie and then starting to cry in happiness...and eating it.

*Girl picks her nose, then looks at it and smiles in satisfacton - this emotion is commonly, and can only be known as "aftergood"*

"Man, look at this huge booger!"
"Whoa thats huge!"
"How do you feel?!"
"Oh my gosh! I feel so AFTERGOOD!"
"This is the best AFTERGOOD ever!"

aftergood by Aileen_V_P_K_M February 29, 2008

Afternood

The emotions you get after a nude

Dude, my afternood was complicated

Afternood by Firestorm43434 April 22, 2023

afterwoods

Used to describe a time-period following either a trek in da forest, a golfing-period dat is now just using putters and irons, or a guy's hard-on.

If you see a number of guys and gals beamingly heading into da trees wif bags of clubs over their shoulders, wait till they emerge into da open again and then check to see whether da dudes can still "get it up" --- if not, then you can figger dat a different kind of "game-play" occurred, and dat said eager studs are completely exhausted afterwoods.

afterwoods by QuacksO December 20, 2025