Afghanistan

A country somewhere else people died in. Who cares

Never go to Afghanistan

by Mister Eros August 19, 2021

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afghanistan gasmask

The sexual act of placing your testicles over a person's eyes, and farting in their mouths.

The first time my girlfriend and I had sex, I gave her an afghanistan gasmask, and she loved it.

by SmellyClown December 5, 2013

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afghanistan-bananastand

1. A mock and/or placeholder password
2. Three unrelated words that are fun to say together

Employee 1: What's the password to the printer?
Employee 2: afghanistan-bananastand haha

Friend 1: Why do you sometimes randomly say afghanistan-bananastand?
Friend 2: Some guy I worked with when I was a temp back in the 80s jokingly told me it was the password to the printer and it's fun to say. You should try it!

by TeaInTheMoment October 15, 2021

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Afghanistan Handstand

This is when you take your female partner and have her stand in front of you. You then proceed to lick in one smooth motion from the clitoris all the way along the cunt until you reach butthole. This will make the girl jump and flip for excitement thus landing on her hands performing a handstand.

Brian: "Yo Ted did you end up doing that new thing with your girlfriend last night?"

Ted: "Ya it was pretty cool I gave her such a good Afghanistan Handstand she nearly flipped twice!"

Brian: "Awesome dude!"

by Johnny Appleseed II December 2, 2013

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afghanistan haze

that bangin buddah originally grown in afghanistan commonly reffered to as "aks" "Ak-47" or "Afghany Haze" it gets its name because the weed is so orange its ridiculous also it comes from afghanistan and you know niggas be usin ak's over their

Yo let me get some of that afghanistan haze b i needa get fuckedd up

by DrOeE August 17, 2006

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