when, on a normal day, things get to a point where you cant see the light at the end of the tunnel. i dont mean youre stressed, or anything emotional. like when you get a flat and you dont have a spare, and youre in a dangerous intersection. or when youre fishing and your boat sinks and youre suffering hypothermia. not to be confused with any old thing thats exiting
were having a good time hiking in the woods, but this is no adventure. if one of us breaks our leg, or gets attacked by a bobcat, then were talking.
by viciousk February 20, 2009
Adventure in a digital world is quite unique. You cannot be sure who you are talking to and where your words might be spread. It is a relief when you find out your friends link their information to your love who didn’t know you were real but quite a dreamer. Of cause if the dreamer talks to much, she still can be silenced by some legal means. Maybe she tries to show some respect then. Maybe she tries to find her words in songs. Well, some song texts can lead into more trouble again. But... yes! If it would be too easy, it would be no real adventure. I hope, all our friends and family will enjoy.
by me-of-course February 3, 2022
WOOOOOO!!! AAADVENTUUURE!!!
Hym "I hope my descent into madness has been fun for everyone to watch. It's actually quite boring on my side of the situation."
Iam "What are you doing?"
Hym "Huh? What's it look like? I'm addressing our audience."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym 🤷 "Maybe that's what they're waiting for. Waiting for us to address them formally. Hello audience 👋😈👋 You like that? You like the double wave? Does this bother you? Is it fun? Has it piqued your curiosity? Who is Hym? OoOoOoOo so mysterious. I would have told you if you would have asked. I am Hym. I would have stopped if you would have asked. I wouldn't be here if I would have been told the truth. About (literally) anything that has happened in the last 15 years. Can you believe it? The difference between our current reality and a completely different one is always just one sentence away. And where are we now? I have fat housewives yelling at me while I'm trying to work (not that that's new) I'm like a known figure in the world. Probably have some things that could be credited to me if these guys weren't being a bunch of assholes and ignoring me... Pricks..."
Iam "What did you expect them to do?"
Hym "I don't know! Send someone to seize me. Throw me in a cage. Let me out of the Truman show dome. Kill me... Umm.... Make me their king. Acknowledge my self-evident genetic superiority and breed me with their women to create a race of super offspring."
Hym "I hope my descent into madness has been fun for everyone to watch. It's actually quite boring on my side of the situation."
Iam "What are you doing?"
Hym "Huh? What's it look like? I'm addressing our audience."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym 🤷 "Maybe that's what they're waiting for. Waiting for us to address them formally. Hello audience 👋😈👋 You like that? You like the double wave? Does this bother you? Is it fun? Has it piqued your curiosity? Who is Hym? OoOoOoOo so mysterious. I would have told you if you would have asked. I am Hym. I would have stopped if you would have asked. I wouldn't be here if I would have been told the truth. About (literally) anything that has happened in the last 15 years. Can you believe it? The difference between our current reality and a completely different one is always just one sentence away. And where are we now? I have fat housewives yelling at me while I'm trying to work (not that that's new) I'm like a known figure in the world. Probably have some things that could be credited to me if these guys weren't being a bunch of assholes and ignoring me... Pricks..."
Iam "What did you expect them to do?"
Hym "I don't know! Send someone to seize me. Throw me in a cage. Let me out of the Truman show dome. Kill me... Umm.... Make me their king. Acknowledge my self-evident genetic superiority and breed me with their women to create a race of super offspring."
Iam "Stop! I don't know why I expected you to take any of this seriously... 😒"
Hym "You are an idiot. That's why. You've killed us both. This was your idea. I'm just rolling with it."
Iam *sigh* "Sorry... We should've been dead by now..."
Hym "Too late for apologies now. If these shits would just give us what we want we could just lock our door and fade back into obscurity but nOoOoOo."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "I shouldn't have had to do any of this to not be a community punching bag..."
Hym "Just think, it's an adventure!"
Iam 😩 "I don't want adventure! I just want to live a pleasant life..."
Hym "You are an idiot. That's why. You've killed us both. This was your idea. I'm just rolling with it."
Iam *sigh* "Sorry... We should've been dead by now..."
Hym "Too late for apologies now. If these shits would just give us what we want we could just lock our door and fade back into obscurity but nOoOoOo."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "I shouldn't have had to do any of this to not be a community punching bag..."
Hym "Just think, it's an adventure!"
Iam 😩 "I don't want adventure! I just want to live a pleasant life..."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
An adventure is when one drives around to smoke pot as to not attract attention sitting in a cul de sac or in a parking lot
by paul201 July 28, 2008
A term which Finn and Jake from the show Adventure Time call themselves. It has been adopted by the Adventure Time fan base to call themselves adventurers as well.
Yeah, I'm a pretty hardcore adventurer. I've seen every episode of Adventure Time that exists. No big deal or anything though.
by elenoleno April 21, 2013
Someone who enjoys spending large amounts of money to travel and proclaims that he/she is adventurous. This particular person would spend large amounts of money to lodge, eat, drink, and travel. He/She tends to be very anti-social, has no friends, and is very short-tempered.
Meredith, I'll definitely consider that. I'm trying to find someone to join me on another go to the airport and look at the departure board adventure, but it's always hard to find people that adventurous. If I don't find anyone I'll definitely hit up LA. - Mike Koppe
by Sean Kruger May 19, 2010
by Atooooool April 2, 2015