autophilia
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Autophilia
the love for one's car; the urge to have sex with or masturbate to a car; other words may include autopheiliac
"Lets have sex!"
-No Response-
"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
-Still No Response-
"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"
-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.
-No Response-
"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
-Still No Response-
"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"
-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.
Autophilia by XC Girl June 24, 2008
Adultaphilian
Someone who is dating someone who is an adult and they are a teen and knows that their BF/GF is cheating on them but refuses to leave them.
These people usually don't know what they have had until its gone. and when its finally realized they are dating either the dick of the nation or the whore of the generation.
These people usually don't know what they have had until its gone. and when its finally realized they are dating either the dick of the nation or the whore of the generation.
Kyle: Hey did you hear that lizzy is dating that asshole Dakota again?
Mark: Dude really?!?! AGAIN!?!?!
Kyle:yeah and the worst part is hes dating like 5 girls at once and she knows and just ignores it!?!?
Mark: She needs to get help shes becoming a total adultaphilian.
Mark: Dude really?!?! AGAIN!?!?!
Kyle:yeah and the worst part is hes dating like 5 girls at once and she knows and just ignores it!?!?
Mark: She needs to get help shes becoming a total adultaphilian.
Adultaphilian by Vrictusxan7642 May 23, 2011
Autophilia
1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.
2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.
3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.
2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.
3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.
1. Larry: Oh! Hey Bob, look at that piece of sexy machinery right there! (points at a yellow Volkswagen)
Bob: You autophiliac!!!
2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.
3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!
Lambo: -no response-
Mary: Oh yah! Harder!
Bob: You autophiliac!!!
2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.
3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!
Lambo: -no response-
Mary: Oh yah! Harder!
Autophilia by Valkaris May 4, 2010
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