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Chris Alterio 

A hairy/hefty guy from Smithtown who only cares about alcohol and taco bell.
That guy is such a Chris Alterio
Chris Alterio by Kyle Phaneuf July 13, 2020

Netflix Adultery 

Watching a film alone on Netflix and denying it, then getting busted when spouse checks your Recently Watched list.
"I got caught committing Netflix Adultery when my husband found out I'd watched The Bourne Legacy after he fell asleep."

adultery 

A married person sleeping with somebody other then their SO, whether or not the other partner knows about it.
Sleeping with a married couple is adultery on the part of all three people.
adultery by Loki April 10, 2002

Adultrous 

When something is sensually scandalous.
Jane and Fred are being adultrous not answering thier phones.
Adultrous by Captain Freshness November 15, 2009

Adultery 

Cheating. Straight up cheating on your wife or husband. Simple as that. Now go read a book.
Y'all seriously couldn't have just googled adultery?
Adultery by Nadia Duffett May 28, 2018

adultery 

Adultery is behaving like an adult in a primal sense.
Some consider adultery as a potentially dishonest sexual act, and use verbs such as commit. ie She committed adultery. Some consider adultery in the same sense as a greeting or a handshake, and simply behaving like an adult. Hence the word ADULTery.
adultery by Newfie blogger December 25, 2018