by Urfluff May 24, 2020
1 The condition of being abandoned by one's parents, and selected by another family, and brought in as their own child.
2 An insult commonly used by junior high atendees. Often used with were.
2 An insult commonly used by junior high atendees. Often used with were.
by Oddzeh September 13, 2005
Adopted: You
mom: your adopted
kid: i want to see my real parents then
now you have to spend thousands of dollars of money because your kid want to see their parents who didnt even take care of them their whole life ;)
kid: i want to see my real parents then
now you have to spend thousands of dollars of money because your kid want to see their parents who didnt even take care of them their whole life ;)
by Troll12345654321 November 11, 2018
“what’s the sisters name from feines and ferd?”
“candis”
“CAN DIS DICK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH”
“dude this is why your adopted”
“candis”
“CAN DIS DICK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH”
“dude this is why your adopted”
by chkoe June 28, 2021
A less painful, more humane alternative to abortion (for the baby, that is). Recent studies show that abortion actually IS painful to the fetus being aborted. Therefore, in order to avoid having a baby, one should do one of the following:
1. Let yourself give birth to the baby, then simply put it up for adoption.
2. Make it easy for yourself simply by not fucking your boyfriend until you're ready to support a child and have a new husband. 10/1 chances your so-called "lover" will want nothing to do with you after he finds out the news.
1. Let yourself give birth to the baby, then simply put it up for adoption.
2. Make it easy for yourself simply by not fucking your boyfriend until you're ready to support a child and have a new husband. 10/1 chances your so-called "lover" will want nothing to do with you after he finds out the news.
Rachael may have been dumb enough to fuck that asswipe, but at least she's giving her unwanted baby a chance by putting it up for adoption instead of aborting.
by ScYtH August 18, 2004
A lot of anti-choicers think that people should opt for adoption rather than abortion, but how many of those up-for-adoption children have the pro-lifers adopted? The problem with adoption is that thanks to 'great' innovations such as IVF and other means of forcing the body to become pregnant when it clearly thinks that it is a bad idea (i.e., harmful recessive genes, repeated miscarriages, etc.), people no longer have to resort to adoption to get the child they so badly want since they'd rather have a child of their own. Out of those few who do adopt, they usually only adopt healthy newborn babies, while handicapped and older children must grow up without families. There are far more children who are up for adoption than who are being adopted... sad but true.
by Child Hatter May 28, 2003