Distant Admirer 

A person who you feel drawn towards and have a strong appreciation for but nevertheless you are satisfied with your distant and perhaps non-existent relationship.

The guy at my bus stop is my distant admirer, dang, he always looks so cute.

Distant Admirer by sophadelic July 14, 2014

admire 

to regard something or somebody with respect,approval or pleasure.

i admire him for his compassion for animals.

admire by soujanya July 29, 2005

Wang Admirer 

One who admires the Wang of another. Or, indeed, his own. Often will wear t-shirts confirming his 'wang admirer' status. While all gays are wang admirers, not all wang admirers are openly gay. They know what they like to look at, so they look at it.

Doug: "I am a Wang admirer. I wear a t-shirt that says it."

Liam: "T'other night, I woke up, right, and there were Doug, wang in hand, in mirror like, admirin' it!"

Wang Admirer by senecauk August 2, 2008

fat admirer 

Someone (usually a straight man) who is genuinely attracted to people who are (at very least) fleshier than the ideal. Usually abbreviated as FA. See also: chubby-chaser, chubby chaser, FFA.

Ron came to the conclusion that he was a fat admirer when he finally accepted that he found Kelly Osbourne far more attractive than Mischa Barton.

fat admirer by Qit May 8, 2005

Penis Admirer 

A guy that prefers beautiful cocks instead of scary vulvas.
A guy in denial of being gay.

A: Yo, you’re gay.
B: Stop calling me gay, I’m just a penis admirer!!!

Penis Admirer by mindblowingmindblower August 30, 2022

secret admirer

A stalker with stationary.

Dude: Hey man, what's got you down?
Man: Dude, my secret admirer sent me a love letter and a picture of my name carved into her arm.

secret admirer by smviceprez February 5, 2006

adminesia 

noun - it is a form of amnesia that a worker gets when they are promoted to an administrator. The former worker suddenly forgets what it was like to be a worker and imposes tasks to his former workers that he would have objected to as a worker.

The superintendent, who was a former teacher, suffered from a severe case of adminesia when he imposed increased class sizes that he would have gone on strike against if he had still been a teacher.

adminesia by Mr. Kotter June 8, 2013