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Admirals Wishbone 

The Admirals Wishbone originated in Rota,Spain on a Spanish Naval Base. The Admirals Wishbone is a sexual act, the nature of this act is thought by some to be impossible. To successfully do The Admirals Wishbone, one must take his balls into a womens anus while he still is banging her vagina. Thus creating a wishbone type of shape.
Guy 1: "Bro! Last night me and Sally got freaky and she let me do the Admirals Wishbone."

Guy 2: "Nice Bro! You deserve some shots tonight!"
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Admirals club 

Its like the Mile High club, but your initiation needs to be performed on a ship at least 3 Nautical Miles from land
Jared: “Bro Jenny and I joined the the Admirals Club last weekend”
Eric: “the Admirals Club?”

Jared: “yeah, its like the mile high club but you’re gettin’ it on a ship”

admirals feast 

Is when you eat a row of different vaginas, buffet style, each with its own distinct ocean taste and smell.
I hooked up with three women. I lined them up in an admirals feast. I definitely tasted old shrimp, bad crab, and got some seaweed in my teeth
admirals feast by DangerBill June 29, 2022

Sons of Admirals 

Sons Of Admirals are a British pop and new media band composed of Charlie McDonnell (Charlieissocoollike), Alex Day (Nerimon), Tom Milsom (Hexachordal) and Ed Blann (Eddplant). All the members of the group are YouTube celebrities in their own rights and have a combined viewership of 600,000 and more than 67 million video views between them. They released their first single, a cover of Cat Stevens' Here Comes My Baby on 14 June 2010 on YouTube and iTunes. Within 48 hours of its release the single had attained a top 100 position in the UK iTunes download chart.
Sons of Admirals is the best band ever!
Sons of Admirals by boo_me2 September 27, 2010

The Rear Admiral 

High ranking Naval officer.

Also a sex term when a man is doing a woman from behind while standing. Objective of the game is to fuck and push her around the room. The catch is you do it without using hands while trying to knock her into objects. If you make it 360 degrees around the room without hands your are promoted to Rear Admiral.
After a night of drinking too much tequila, I decided to do the rear admiral. The girl ended up with a broken nose and I ended up with a broken lamp and TV.
The Rear Admiral by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023

admiral's brandy

A furtive, illicit alcoholic drink. The term stems from the case of British Admiral Nelson, whose corpse was pickled, in brandy, after dying at sea & sparking rumours that his men would drink from the barrel.
"Son, don't tell your mother, but let's have a sip of the ol' Admiral's Brandy"
admiral's brandy by giraffe-o January 12, 2009

Admiral of the Windward Passage

Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-contact.