Pauile: "I was in the army signal core. What this thing needs is what we call a
Brogan Adjustment"
Christopher: "What's that? Y'know how?"
Pauile: "Yep"
*procedes to smash DVD player with left shoe"
Brogan Adjustment"
Christopher: "What's that? Y'know how?"
Pauile: "Yep"
*procedes to smash DVD player with left shoe"
by rjd1118 November 3, 2021
when a man spreads a woman's legs, pins them back and fucks her so hard her back cracks. This custom became so popular in the early 1980's that some enthusiasts would have spinal adjustment parties and couples would simultaneously engage in this form of boning. The combined sound of all the cracking spines gave the aural illusion of crickets chirping. The practice didn't quite reach "fad" status, though, as it really didn't sound that close to crickets chirping and it was only interesting to the bystander for a few quick moments. Eventually, the party idea died out and currently spinal adjustments are practiced in the privacy of one's home. This has been known to save dozens of dollars in chiropractor bills, cutting health costs by 0.00001%, though statistics have only been kept since Valentines Day, 2012.
Harold: Hey, Fred, what's with Steph?
Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)
Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)
by theinstigator December 13, 2013
repeatedly beating something with either your fists, wrench, baseball bat, etc. until it works, or refuses to work.
by k-man117 August 20, 2009
A special local drink served at a campsite bar in Venice, Italy called Fusina Bar. It has been known to cause a loss of clothing and innocence.
It contails 2 shots of Rum, 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots of Gin, a shot of Tequila and is topped up with a Bacardi Breezer. Served in a pint glass with ice.
It contails 2 shots of Rum, 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots of Gin, a shot of Tequila and is topped up with a Bacardi Breezer. Served in a pint glass with ice.
by jmachoff July 11, 2008
A synonym for a male hand because of it's tendency to find its way down a male's pants in order to adjust the position of the penis and scrotum.
Since I am at a formal party i will go to the bathroom in order to use The Adjustment Bureau to make my privates more comfortable
by praytobestrongermen November 27, 2011
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