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3 definitions by praytobestrongermen

 
1.
A common effect when one goes into deep sleep. The concentration of intelligence across the membrane of your head to the pillow is very differential. Many times when your body is rested enough part of your brain diffuses into the pillow, because of the low intelligence gradient. This can result in a number of effects: often times the victim of pillow osmosis sleeps through their alarms, cannot wakeup, and only recovers until about 5 p.m the next day. To reverse the effects of Pillow Osmosis one can use a vacuum to suck the consciousness back into into the person. Violent beatings with a baseball bat, castration, and a curb stomp by Optimus Prime might bring the person back as well, these although will most often result in severe brain/bodily damage or death.
Billy: Wow Call the doctor Tom hasn't woke yet, and it's already five.

(five minuets later)

Doctor: It looks like Tom's brain has gone through pillow osmosis. There is only one thing I can do.....
Call in Optimus!
by praytobestrongermen May 18, 2011
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2.
The force that keeps a male's eyes glued to the body of hot girl, or here nice ass or tits. It often makes one unable to connect with other worldly interactions other than staring at the female entity, this is because the attraction of the stronger force makes all the other senses go numb and draws the male towards the female. This forces is the strongest force on earth even stronger than the strong force that holds two quarks together
Yo Johnny what are you doing after school today?.....
Johnny?.....
Johnny?.....

(Johnny staring at a girl off in the distance)

Wow! Looks as is Johnny is under the stronger force
by praytobestrongermen May 16, 2011
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3.
A synonym for a male hand because of it's tendency to find its way down a male's pants in order to adjust the position of the penis and scrotum.
Since I am at a formal party i will go to the bathroom in order to use The Adjustment Bureau to make my privates more comfortable
by praytobestrongermen November 26, 2011
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