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sperm abductor 

One who steals semen from sperm banks because he/she is a cum guzzling bitch.
Some sick sperm abductors ransacked the local spermatorium.
sperm abductor by RM June 25, 2003

abductorsize 

To size up a person, decide that they can fit into a bag/sack (preferably of the burlap or potato variety) that you may or may not be able to carry.

Then proceed to abduct said individual for whatever purposes you would abduct a person, employing a bag/sack (preferably of the burlap or potato variety) if it so pleases you.
"I am going to abductorsize that person!" - 1
"Are you sure that person is not too big for you?" - 2
"Screw it, I am doing it, call the ambulance" - 1
abductorsize by SpasTick22 September 9, 2009

Child abductor 

A child abductor is usually a fat American chav in a white van saying free vbucks always approach
That child abductor has a realy nice van I'm going to get in for all the free vbucks
Child abductor by Tobitastic February 26, 2021

abductorer

someone who abducts children/ people
"you should go take a picture with that guy"
"oh no he might be an abductorer"
abductorer by imaginarygirlla August 7, 2009

abductor wedge 

A medical device or cushion designed to help maintain proper positioning and alignment of the legs, particularly after certain types of surgery or to prevent hip joint contractures in individuals with limited mobility.
Surgeon 1: Be careful, you know what happened last time
Surgeon 2: I know, but this time I will not destroy the abductor wedge again
abductor wedge by Overall1728 September 21, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026