RM's definitions

Mazingo

A rare, four legged carnivorous mammal indigenous to northern New Zealand; normally prized by poachers for it's sleek, leopard-like coat of fur

Tonight on National Geographic, we ride on safari in New Zealand...in search of the elusive Mazingo

by RM April 3, 2003

suction

The formal of "sucker" or "sucka".

(Hey....listen up suction

by RM March 4, 2005

sperm abductor

One who steals semen from sperm banks because he/she is a cum guzzling bitch.

Some sick sperm abductors ransacked the local spermatorium.

by RM June 25, 2003

jammed

To be shot in a major way. You curl up in pain looking "jammed-up". Usually getting jammed means you got killed. Some call a gun a "jammy". Popular in gang/drug culture.

If that guy messes with me one more time he's going to get jammed!

by RM March 4, 2005

spermatorium

A person place or thing where incredible amounts of semen are stored (usu. misplaced, ejaculated).

Li'L Kim is a fucking spermatorium.

by RM June 25, 2003

ian woods

Dick head

Wow that guy is forsho an Ian Woods.

by Rm February 11, 2014

Bangcock

Confucious saying, or chinese proverb.

Man who enters turnstile sideways, is going to bangcock.

by RM January 21, 2004