achieving sargood 

The act of sabotaging, whether intentionally or not, the goals of one's daily life in favour of extreme procrastination and dilly-dallying. This can include slaving away at the Keg for 9 hours straight, eating dinner/taking a shower for 2 hours and scrolling mindlessly through your Instagram feed.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Brian lately?
Friend 2: Nah, he's been achieving sargood.
Friend 1: That explains the incredibly stiff gelled hair. Thanks!

achieving sargood by achieve_peterson_4328490894 March 10, 2023

childing

1. When one child cares and attends to another child in the absence of parents, so that parent can engage in adult actives.

2. Being forced to babysit your siblings without pay.

Heather was childing her little brother as her mother went to the store to buy booze for her father.

childing by Sarah Ritter September 5, 2007

Aciding 

When a woman unexpectedly inserts a finger two knuckles deep into a man's ass during foreplay.

Lisa wanted to surprise John so she gave him an aciding while she blew him.

Aciding by XYK October 6, 2012

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world 

i finally did it omg i made it blue.
try to make this blue ig: h4tujrovutifjuirbugdfjgkdfvkdvj

- tori

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world by okstella August 12, 2021

achieving wood 

Wood = Slang Term for the erection of a male's penis.
To achieve wood = to get an arection.

I am nervous, and therefore cannot achieve wood.
Achieving wood is necessary to perform sexual intercourse.

achieving wood by kegduude July 21, 2006

akhiling

The act of making up excuses after losing, rather than taking the defeat and moving on.

"You only beat me because I pressed the wrong button! No cap!"
"Seriously, you lost fair and square -- stop akhiling."

akhiling by jasonbond1 November 1, 2020

Over-Achieving Cherry 

Commonly known as: Oac (Pronounced: Oak)
Someone in the military who has yet to see combat and tries too hard to make himself look good in front of superiors, making others look bad.

Typical signs and symptoms of an OAC include, but are not limited to:
- Saying words like, "Hooah", "Squared-Away", "High-speed", "Consolidate", "Water source", "Headgear", "Too easy".
- Being the first to volunteer.
- Having cadences/The Army Song on his iPod.
- Sucking up to leadership.
- Quoting FM's and/or AR's.

*Looking through iPod*
Soldier1: "Why the fuck do you have Army running cadences on your iPod?!"
Over-Achieving Cherry: "'Cause I run to them!"
Soldier2: "Fuckin' OAC!!!"

Over-Achieving Cherry: "I just love jump week, guys.. Jumping is so fun."
Paratrooper1: "WTF? Fuckin' OAC, there's no one here to impress."

Over-Achieving Cherry by ttwizzler156 May 25, 2012