Lifetime Achievement Award

When you are invited to be in the wedding party of a childhood friend that you have not talked to in many years.

Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.

Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?

Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.

Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.

Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.

by Mike109999 May 3, 2022

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Achieved

transitive achieve something to succeed in reaching a particular goal, status, or standard, especially by making an effort for a long time
synonym attain
He had finally achieved success.
They could not achieve their target of less than 3% inflation.
transitive achieve something to succeed in doing something or causing something to happen
synonym accomplish
I haven't achieved very much today.
All you've achieved is making my parents upset.

All you’ve achieved is making my parents upset

by Viszuals On YOUTUBE June 2, 2020

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Achievement point

The most important thing in life. A currency that costs a billion dollars each. It is given to only the best and the chosen ones. once you get it, use it wisely. If not used wisely, there will be deadly consequences.

"THAT ACHIEVEMENT POINT IS MY LIFE! I WILL DO EVERYTHING FOR IT!"

by Just an 8th grader January 15, 2018

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urban achiever

Someone becomes a urban achiever when they contract syphilis and gonorrhea simultaneously, leaving it untreated until tertiary disease develops. Often associated with long term brain damage.

Yo dawg, did you hear that Philip finally got health insurance and his doctor told him he is now a urban achiever?

by Cheechman321 November 14, 2013

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