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A humiliating sexual act. When having a one night stand with a young lady. You go back to hers, get naked and in bed. Then you stick it up her 'wrong' hole. When she says 'no' or complains you shout ACCESS DENIED in the manner Wayne from Wayne's World does. You get dressed and leave without adding to the 'conversation'.
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| 2. | 403 | ||
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This is the network term for "Access Denied".
Similar terms are 404, 500, 000 & 613. Access
Denied Restriction Terminal Password Admin |
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| 3. | access | ||
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A coming to, or near approach; admittance; admission; accessibility; as, to gain access to a prince. See also Microsoft Access database inode read RAS RDBMS Cubicle Scavenger I did repel his letters, and denied His access to me.
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| 4. | 403 | ||
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"Access Denied" or "Fuck off you nosy parker!" Access has been denied now fuck off you nosy parker!
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| 5. | 443 Owned in the Face | ||
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A general term used for excessive blocks/restrictions on internet access.
The term derives from port 443, the HTTPS or "secure" port. Often times, students at schools or employees under a restrictive firewall would bypass web filters by using port 443 instead of 80 (standard HTTP). Once this caught on, administrators across the world started blocking port 443 on their restricted networks, leading to "443 owned in the face." Jill: "Crap, I can't get to my email. But maybe if I try it through the secure port..."
*ACCESS DENIED!* Random Guy: "443 owned in the face!" |
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| 6. | mantrap | ||
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A mantrap, in modern world, means a small room that is encased or made-of metal, and contains two or more doors. The principal rule is that both doors cannot be open at the same time.
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If a person needs to access a facility, he must access it through a mantrap. He might use a keycard to open the first door, then enter the mantrap and close the door behind him, and only then he can enter his personal PIN (for an example, could be biometric as well) which, if entered correctly, will open the second door. Failure to enter the PIN code, or trying to force either of the doors open, will trigger an alarm. An intercom system will be activated, and an announcer will notify that a guard-team has been dispatched to clear the solution, and apprehend the suspect to the police. Such "boxes" usually also contain tailgate-prevention technologies, so that only one person can enter at a time. In history, mantraps could also cause deadly forces at the intruder, possibly by using a sleeping-gas, impaling spikes or emitting a high-energy noise. Such are illegal today. Mantraps are very scary to the people who rarely use them. The smell, the sounds... And when you enter a mantrap, the silence is somewhat disturbing. There's a set amount of time in which you need to enter your code, or an alarm will be triggered. This could be 10 seconds or less. Most advanced mantraps enforce tailgating-prevention ... |
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| 7. | Dubfired | ||
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To be invited or supposedly welcomed, to participate or attend, in an event, party or show, which you ultimately get denied access to. Ali ‘Dubfire’ Shriazinia, new Dark Lord Of Techno, and one half of the Grammy winning DJ/production duo Deep Dish, tried to get in @ The Fifth, a trendy club in South Beach, only to be denied entry. Dubfire apparently wasn't on "the list".
Dubfire was dubfired @ the door. |
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