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acartohygieiophobia

(n.) The morbid fear of running out of toilet paper. From the Greek, literally "absence of paper for hygiene purposes, fear of."

An abnormal and persistent concern about the possibility of being without toilet paper at the vital moment. Highly variable in severity, can range from merely accumulating and storing excessive supplies of toilet paper to at the most extreme end, a need to stock up "just in case" every time the person goes past a shop, even though the house is already full of the stuff.

Milder forms of toilet paper anxiety not fulfilling criteria for the full-blown disorder include obsessions with whether the paper comes off the roll from the top or underneath, and changing rolls around when they are on the "wrong" way.

(adj) acartohygieiophobic
My acartohygieiophobia is playing up today - had to buy a Super Saver pack of 24 rolls again.

She's acartohygieiophobic - did you see her checking out all the rolls in the stalls before choosing one?
acartohygieiophobia by Elizabby September 22, 2010

Apartaparty 

A party that takes place inside of an apartment. Usually involves other members of the apartment complex getting angry at excessive noise and calling the cops.
Luke: Connor, hide the fucking Monarch, the 5-0 is about to bust this APARTAPARTY
Connor: Shit, I'll put it in Donna's room.
Apartaparty by Milfcreek August 25, 2010
The correct way to spell aartard, from South Park meaning Retard. or someone who doesnt know something.
Mike is a real aartard sometimes.
aartard by TheSpellChecker94 November 22, 2011

acatalepsy 

Origin: Greek
The impossibility of comprehending the universe.
In philosophy, is the incomprehensibleness, or the impossibility of comprehending.
The universe is acatalepsy.
acatalepsy by yols February 19, 2021
originally introduced as the Tigren, is an aquatic cat-like species on Neopets.com that has two extra sets of ears and can breathe underwater, They also have two horn-like protrusions on their heads that allow them to hear underwater, Acaras are very playful and love to explore.
Luci: Hey Cassie look at the baby Acara I got yesterday on Neopets!
Cassie: Aww She's so cute!
Acara by NeopetsFan October 20, 2010

Amartass 

An anti-vaxxer who thinks they are funny, takes extremely bad selfies and is unaware of how little common sense they have.
Bob: Hey look at that girl over there.
Geraldine: I have seen her status, she is such an amartass
Amartass by CraigyBaby201 July 25, 2019