When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.
Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.
Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.
John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man
Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?
John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.
Dave: I have no idea man
Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?
John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.
by BloodBomb January 4, 2011
Patrick: Dude, I just hit Tom's grandma with my truck! Shit, bro!..
Tristan: You ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT!!!
Tristan: You ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT!!!
by Dick Beater McFingers May 6, 2015
Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!
by Shambolic Badger September 12, 2017
A job application asking for 5 professional letters of reference in a first round of applications is absolutely fucking ridiculous.
by Janjann November 3, 2013
by Walnutted October 17, 2022
"Hey Tom, we're gonna need you to come in this weekend." "Really?" "Yeah. Also, the client moved the deadline from next month, to next Thursday..." "Okay...What in the absolute fuck?"
by otakudude303 October 9, 2018
by Absolute Chad Mate March 11, 2021