When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.
Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.
John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man
Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?
John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.
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