If Labour is given the work to paint the wall, he remain absent and the work is pending, the wall might be painted by some one else. The labour here is involving Absenteeism by not attending to paint the wall.
by Ajay.S August 23, 2006
The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.
This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.
Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.
Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.
Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.
Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.
Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
by iNetter December 1, 2009
1. Having no balls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.
Mr. Douche parades around the office like a Badass until he's challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of Testicular Absenteeism.
by RorschachNEOCON February 26, 2012
An absentee fan is someone who claims to be a huge fan of a sport and/or a team. This person will own a ton of apparel for said sport/team, and watch sportscenter for highlights of that sport/team often. However, this person will never, ever watch actual games of said sport/team, and they will never be emotionally affected by the outcome of that sport/team.
One person may be an absentee fan of multiple sports and multiple teams.
One person may be an absentee fan of multiple sports and multiple teams.
John: Hey Steve, we are all going to watch the Yankees ALDS game at Rick's house tonight, do you want to come?
Steve: Sorry man, I wanted to catch up on some cleaning tonight. Maybe next time. I'll just watch the highlights on sportscenter. I hope the Yankees win though.
Rick (after Steve leaves): Don't worry John, Steve is just an absentee fan.
Steve: Sorry man, I wanted to catch up on some cleaning tonight. Maybe next time. I'll just watch the highlights on sportscenter. I hope the Yankees win though.
Rick (after Steve leaves): Don't worry John, Steve is just an absentee fan.
by Yanksrule56 June 4, 2010
by thechop123 April 27, 2009
A guy who wants you to believe that you and him are in a serious relationship but is never present or doesnt actually do anything for you or with you. He expects your full commitment despite his negligence of the relationship and your needs.
by ReDivulger November 22, 2021