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Text abreviations 

idk: I don't know wyd: what are you doing?

idc: I don't care STFU: shut the f*ck up

Istg: I swear to god TL;DR: too long, didn't read

LMK: let me know tbh: to be honest

brb: be right back TTYL: talk to you later

Lmao: laughing my @$$ off FAQ: frequently asked question

Np: no problem ILY: I love you
text abreviations
p1: WYD?
p2: eating you?

p1: watching a movie, and istg it so boring
p2: ok LOL LMK if it gets interesting
P1: ok TTYL

abbreviated hacker language 

This is the language that you see in many places online, and even out in public. For example, bathroom graffiti
The basic content of abbreviated "hacker" language is just like the first word says: abbreviated words, often made by taking out letters or altogether converting certain words into numbers. For example, "for" becomes "4". This written or typed form of communication is mostly used by teen adolescents, but not all of them are. The stereotype is destroyed as many young adults also use it, not because theyre stupid, but for two reasons: for hilarity/entertainment value, and for convience. In addition, some spelling is considerably changes in order to disguise profanity as well. Some translated words: ppl=people; 2=to,too; 4=for,fore; plz=please; b4=before; wer=where; ur=your,you're; dat=that; u=you; jus=just; chyt=shit; fukin=fucking; skewl=school; cum=come
A Joke: 3 Things i hate bout dumb ppl
1. i hate it wen ppl point at my watch, and ask "wut time iz it?" bitch, i kno wer mah watch iz wer's urs? do i point at my crotch wen i need to go to da toilet?
2. i hate it wen i go to movies and ppl yelled out "did u jus see dat?" no loser i just payed twelve dollars to stared at the fukin floor.
3. i also hate it wen, in da mornin waitin 4 the skewl bus 2 cum and someone cum by and ask "have the bus came yet?" naw moron, im just standin 4 fun.

IRL Abreviations 

Texting Abreviations used by nerds who say words like "OMFG" Eye Are Ell. (IRL)In Real Life
Guy #1: Oh Em Eff Gee! (OMFG)Oh My Fucking God
Guy #2: Double-You Tee Eff Happened? (WTF)What The Fuck
Guy #1: I just Ell Em Aye Oh! (LMAO)Laugh My Ass Off
Guy #2: Are Oh Eff Ell! (ROFL)Roll On Floor Laughing
Guy #1: Ell Oh Ell... (LOL) laugh out loud
Guy #3: Shut up and stop using IRL Abreviations.

Abbreviate

To shorten a sentence, for instance LOL is short for Laugh Out Loud.
Same as FYI is short for For Your Information and etc etc etc

Stuff like that are ALL abbreviations.
LOL, LMAO, ILY and more are all abbreviations.

DNA = Do Not Abbreviate

Even though I do it...LOTS

abbreviated hacker language 

Hacker Language helps re-enforce the barrier between computer hackers and normals, and it also helps distinguish crackers from hackers. First of all, are things normals wont understand, such as TCP, IP, winsock, Linux, root access, vi, etc due to being simpletons and not bothering learning how to do more than open M$ word and type. Secondly, SOME computer hackers have decided to modify the english language and its structure. Ways in which this occurs can be seen when a hacker goes to replace ‘f’ with ‘ph’, and ‘s’ with ‘z’. Also hackers use numbers in place of letters such as '0' for 'O', ‘1’ for ‘i’ or ‘l’ (though replacing ‘i’ is not the proper usage), ‘3’ for ‘E,’ ‘4’ for ‘A’, '5' for 'S', ‘7’ for ‘t’, and even '9' for 'G'. Other popular effects include cAPiTaliZaTinG, abbrv.'in, jargon, emphasizing words by putting ‘k-‘ before them ("k-rad"), and finishing a statement with a series of characters for emphasis.

NO REAL HACKERS EVER USE THE WORD SCHOOL, NONETHELESS DO THEY ABBREVIATE IT SKEWL.

if you ever see sK00l or anything like dA or any of those ghetto abbreviations, thats not real hacker language. Hackers hate using stuff thats not theirs, especially when its crap made up by losers in high school. GG.
Since the person defining abbreviated hacker language confused himself with 13 year old AOL speak circa 2004. I think even those 13 year olds realize they were stupid and have stopped.

k-pH33r 73H R34p3R 45 1 941n r00T on 7Ub9IRl!! %/\/\/\%

abliviated 

drunk ass fuck, doesn't remember jack shit from the night before. Acting dumb ass fuck!
I was so abliviated last night, i don't remember shit. hahaha!
abliviated by drunkie102 November 21, 2009