Premeditated sex act involving a handful of pubic hair, semen, and a large top hat, not unlike that of Abraham Lincoln. The unknowing partner falls victim to a facial following a human hair confetti blast and a top hat on their head.
by Abraham Kincoln July 11, 2008
Grow your pubic hair out, so it is real bushy. Then, shave everything except scrotum, pubic hair, and shave out a top hat in the pubic hair around the base of the penis. then you have yourself an abraham lincoln. Show it to someone and it is worth two kicks.
by Major League May 8, 2007
THis is when you are about to finish on a girl and you blow on the back of her head. This an Abraham Lincoln.
Like when you are doing it from behind and blow your load on the back of her head. This is also the same way Abraham Lincoln got assasinated.
by Steve Weiser April 14, 2010
1. A former US President
2. A dirty man that supposedly has sex with prostitues and women of high soceity constantly and vigorously
3. When someone does the act of cumming/ejaculating on ones face then shaving off ones pubic hair(pubes) and smacking them onto their face where you cummed.
2. A dirty man that supposedly has sex with prostitues and women of high soceity constantly and vigorously
3. When someone does the act of cumming/ejaculating on ones face then shaving off ones pubic hair(pubes) and smacking them onto their face where you cummed.
by scottysullivan October 3, 2006
by Jatopian September 25, 2005
An awkward, introverted silence that falls over a group of people as a result of everyone zoning out. It's a scientific fact that whenever there's an awkward silence, someone is thinking of Abraham Lincoln, and that these silences can only be broken by invoking his name.
Max: So, I'm thinking of shaving my pubes...
Group: ...
(Amy looks up)
Amy: Abraham Lincoln!
Chuck: Wha--?
Max: Oh, thank god!
Group: ...
(Amy looks up)
Amy: Abraham Lincoln!
Chuck: Wha--?
Max: Oh, thank god!
by wikiwikiwerewolf April 8, 2011
An Abraham Lincoln is when you are having anal sex with a women, and right before you jizz, pull out your meat stick, you spit on her back. Now she thinks you are done, when she turns around jizz on her, and procede to put your pubes in her face.
by Ryan Rice June 29, 2006