Alonement 

Alonement: that feeling you get when you start to believe you were just meant to be alone, and you're kinda okay with it, because you know you're abit weird, and the relationships you've been in before have been very hard and sometimes abusive, so maybe this will be the best way for you to enjoy life. Live strong little one

My alonement is really making itself known.

I'm really feeling my alonement.

I've become lost in my alonement.

Is alonement even a good new word? Idk.

Alonement by Betacuck June 2, 2018

tip atonement

The superficial, overgratuitous, and "too little too late" speech that comes at the end of a poorly serviced restaurant meal from a neglegent waitress in the hopes that she might still get a tip.

Waitress: "why THANK you SO MUCH for honoring us with your visit tonight!! Is there ANYTHING else I can get for you? ANYTHING at all? Do you just want a bill? I've got it right here. Thank you SO MUCH!"

Customer: "Um, how about the two cokes we asked for a half an hour ago while you were in the back picking your nose? God you're a stupid bitch. I'm not giving you a tip for that shitty tip atonement."

tip atonement by Scottee Mac January 8, 2006

Atonement Academy

Irrelevant

Person 1: hey what middle school did you go to?
Person 2: Atonement Academy
Person 1: what the fuck is that

Atonement Academy by WBB c April 10, 2019

aboinkment

like an appointment, but in this case, to have sex with someone

I have an aboinkment with my girlfriend tonight.

aboinkment by un false December 17, 2010

Alonement 

The punishment of sins by self-imposed solitary confinement; alone + atonement = alonement

I was like, really naughty, but the alonement I did last weekend to make up for it sucked.

Alonement by Evil_Geoff March 24, 2007

Sober Atonement 

The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.

Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?

Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.

Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.

Earl: YEAH!

Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?

Sober Atonement by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009

Atonement 

The acceptance to the FACT that ALL MINDS ARE JOINED, AND ALL MINDS ARE HEALD

I literally know everything, but life is STILL hard, probably because I forgot to accept the atonement.

Atonement by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023